Saturday, September 11, 2010

Is it true...

As I sit here on the toilet, giving birth to my 6 pound jello shot "son", I'm asking myself...did last night really happen?

Did I really go down on a pinata? Did I really exchange numbers with a red head white guy that wants to motor boat my boobs? Did I really give directions on how to pee on someone...share secrets about my sexuality that I've managed to block out for years??

There's only person to blame for all this pain! And we will call her "Mrs. JELLO SHOTS" !!!!


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