Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Part 2 of the apology

She is awesome and amazing! And I love her! I will marry her if mamas boy says no!
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New player-

His name is mamas boy and he's from Omaha! He looks so good, I wanna marry him
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My apologies...

To patio Lady- she's not a bitch.
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Sunday, October 17, 2010

24 hours with no sleep!

I have to do the breast cancer walk in a few hours!

Anyway, from the time they arrived at the airport they were jus so cute and sweet. They wanted to go to a club I'm omaha so they could promote the new single and the book. I was happy about that because it meant no pressure and free drinks!

Out of all the clubs we end up at "blast from the past"! (The one who's been promising me a tattoo!) That didn't go over to well. It could of gotton really ugly but a fight broke out between 2 girls and one of them got her nose broke and the other one got the stun gun by a officer. That left enough time for us to leave before "blast" freaked out more!

We drove ALL the way back to my place for two hours and then ALL the way back to the airport! No sleep at all!

Oh, and as far as the 2 hours at my place? I'm OFFICIALLY a slut! :) and I'm not upset about it either!
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Saturday, October 16, 2010

THEY r at the airport and

Its really going down! I'm so nervous, hung over and tired
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Everythings still a go!

I'm so hung over
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Childless arrives Halloween weekend!! Yeah!

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Up and at 'em!!

Well,

10 pounds lighter I'm up and movin gettin thing ready for tonight! Deep cleaning, and oil changes, and grocery store, I'm so proud of myself! I hope I can still say that tomorrow morning!
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Well, well, well!

While all of u slept so peacefully in your beds a miracle happened to me in the early morning hours!!

I gave birth to healthy, 5pound 3oz baby boy! I named him shit.

I am so sick of patio lady getting me pregnant at these damn functions and leaving me to bare these bastards alone!

Well, as I sit here on this toilet hoping my asshole will go back some what to its original diameter I figured I would catch u up to the currant date.

For those who don't know I have 2 boyfriends- I call them number 1 and number 2(original I know). They r best friends, know about each other and they land in Omaha at 10 pm tonight to come visit me. I have all these people coming over today to help me clean and prepare my house for my guests. Although I don't think they really are going to be too worried about what my house looks considering they will only be in it for 6 hours then leaving back for the airport at 5am.

The people that know about this seem to think either dangerous or crazy? Hmmm?

Meantime last night thanks to patio bitch- I posted a status about my girlfriend was romantical on facebook, had a full fledge convo on my wall about tattoos and someone was my "boo"! Called about 5 people trying to have phone sex, and I feel like absolute shit, literally!

Well wish me luck!!

Love u all!!
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Saturday, October 2, 2010

Hey Folks-

My apologies for this long delay in updates-

Childless-truck was stolen so he didn't make it this weekend, long story! And he just told me that he's not the romantic type and his career comes before anyone or anything! So basically:fuck him!

Christmas-just found out thru FB he just had a BABY 3months ago! I was just at the bowling alley with him last month! So basically:fuck him!

Country-told me he doesn't do small talk so don't ever try to contact him again! Via his sister, my sister n law. So basically: fuck him!

Blast from the past- been promising me a tattOo forever, suppose to go today and get a message thru FB "u will have to pay for the tattoo , I'm broke right now". So no tattoo, and basically: fuck him!

Preacher- is crazy as all hell. So basically: fuck him!

Subway- engaged...but let me know that its only for her money and if I ever wanna sleep with him, he's available! Ewwww..fuck him to the 10th power!

My childs gone for the whole weekend and all I been doing is FBing and finding some hot ass men!!

Until later,

Take care!

Love u all....
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