I gave birth to healthy, 5pound 3oz baby boy! I named him shit.
I am so sick of patio lady getting me pregnant at these damn functions and leaving me to bare these bastards alone!
Well, as I sit here on this toilet hoping my asshole will go back some what to its original diameter I figured I would catch u up to the currant date.
For those who don't know I have 2 boyfriends- I call them number 1 and number 2(original I know). They r best friends, know about each other and they land in Omaha at 10 pm tonight to come visit me. I have all these people coming over today to help me clean and prepare my house for my guests. Although I don't think they really are going to be too worried about what my house looks considering they will only be in it for 6 hours then leaving back for the airport at 5am.
The people that know about this seem to think either dangerous or crazy? Hmmm?
Meantime last night thanks to patio bitch- I posted a status about my girlfriend was romantical on facebook, had a full fledge convo on my wall about tattoos and someone was my "boo"! Called about 5 people trying to have phone sex, and I feel like absolute shit, literally!
Well wish me luck!!
Love u all!!
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